Farting

Hey peeps! I know. I'm stuck in this never ending bad habits of updating my blog regularly. Well, priorities. Speaking of priorities, you know what's coming up soon right? YES. Valentine's Day. The damn day that seems like a lot of singles dread, the time where people get all mushy and romantic, and the time where we just spend time with friends or family like any other regular day. 

I know some people might be spending these timing trying to find love before they get all "ERMAHGERD, I'M FOREVER ALONE" on that day. Not gonna lie, I was there at one point in my life. Because stupidity happens to everyone at one point in their life. But slowly I just continue whatever the fuck I normally do annually. I give away chocolates to everyone around me that I know. Also, I spend most of the time just being with friends or watch TV series at home and question the meaning of time. *cough*

If you read my October post, my aviator cupid apparently did his job and have kept him instead of my plan hiring another cupid from October last year, after me telling him off. Well done, I'm happier than ever now. I'm not one to shove things into lovely people's face here. But yea, at least here's a life update for you if you're interested (or not) anyways, since I've been MIA for some time. He's awesome and I love him.

MOVING ON... here's a comic. Hehe.

*More coughs* yea I freaking used farts as a metaphor and the quote I saw floating around the interweb inspired me to draw this comic. Why? In my opinion, farting is like the gateway to show "yup, very comfortable in this position already" in a relationship. Just that it's either you'll get Chuck Norris-ed by your partner after doing so or you just go "yea, that's a good one right there". Very romantic, right? *questioning myself after all these explanation*.... Nevermind. No shame!! Also, shut up with the 'girls don't fart' thing. I still don't get this term from people who don't understand human anatomy. You fart, I fart, everyone farts. Just shut up.

ANYWAYS, learn to love the day by loving yourself. If you think about it, it's not a big deal. Don't like people being around all mushy? Turn away OR be happy for them. There's no time to feel cynical and desire the love that others have. It's very contradicting. Also, don't force love. It will make both sides or even yourself only, feeling miserable. You'll absolutely know it when you have a reciprocal feelings with someone, just have to wait for the time to come. Very cliche, but if shit happens, move on anyway. Happiness starts from you, don't let a damn event take over these life burning questions you have and be hard on yourself. Love you, do you. 

It's just another day.

"A relationship is like a fart... If you force it, it's probably crap."

Abby Lim 

 

"Ow-Wow"

I looked like Chibi Maruko-chan when I was really young.

I had a weird way of calling dogs. Maybe not just dogs...

Something to think about...

Abby Lim

That Awkward Handshake

Hey chums! Have you encounter anything like this? This shit is cray cray.

I don't know man... It's awkward as hell. Why can't you go around towards your friend man?! In between?! Why? Just why? =..="

WHY MAN?!

Abby Lim

I'm Short

Hey chums! Another week to go through, which means another dose of me!

This time, it's a bit more out of my comfort zone. Yes, and that is my height!

I'm short, just about or around 5 feet tall. I used to moan about how short I am, but now I must say, I don't really mind it anymore. It's just that there are some difficulty that I face because I'm about this yay height. Only some, and here are some I'd like to share.

Since I'm short, it's always a "fun" thing to do when you got crammed in a packed train. It happened to me while I was studying back in college. I needed to use the train to college and back then. When you get stucked in a train packed with people during the weekdays, who do you encounter? Workers and students! Duh. Most people around me will be really tall. My head will be near their armpits. Moreover, I'm nearer to ground (hah making fun of myself) so I could smell EVERYTHING. Also, I feel like I'm being consumed, like swallowed in a deadly Black Hole since it is packed with taller people. Lord, have mercy. But gladly, I only survived these journey for a few stops. Don't really want to jinx it, but it'll all be a cycle again when I'm heading back to further study few months later. Lord, have mercy (x2).

Now, the second one would be that I couldn't fit in those long cute dresses! I mean it would fit perfectly on the top half of my body, but definitely not the length! They will never hit on the length of my ankles! Well, I could buy them. However, it's such a waste to hack off a few inches of a beautiful dress ain't it? So then, I only opt for normal dresses. Sadly. And my hand here looks a little retarded but I don't really care to edit it because it's just going to be THERE. Meh.

Another problem that I encounter as a short person is this. When I'm behind someone who is much taller than me, even a step away from me on an escalator, the butt of that person will seemed to be on my face. Well, not literally, but it feels like it. Moreover, if you know that I'm afraid of height (ironically), you'd know I have to control myself from looking anywhere and not focus the height. So I always either have to look down or in front of me. Is a phobia of mine throughout my childhood and now. If you don't know the story, here is the link.

You know what else I have to bear with? Holding my breath. Because why? You know why.

I'm sorry this have to end with another stinky story. I even start it off stinky too. How wonderful. Anyways, I hope that these doesn't offend anyone. These are just from my perspective and my own experience. This is somewhat nerve-wrecking to share because it is out of my comfort zone. But you know what? I'm totally ok with it now, because I know that there are so many positive sides to being a short person. Admitting and accepting ourselves only makes us human. We are not perfect. We are all different for a reason. You just need to know how to deal with the problems or get over it. Life's too short to complain about little things! Love yourself :)

Abby Lim

Rolls Around

I really have to keep my promise in being fit. I feel so guilty right after Chinese New Year. All them biscuits. All them fooooooods. Couldn't resist. At least I was really happy enjoying them. Time to start eating clean again.

I ate so much I could feel myself growing into a ball and just roll. Not that extreme in reality though. I did put on a little weight but that doesn't bother me. It just bothers me because I want to eat clean and stay healthy haha. But hey, eating means got food, got food means satisfaction, satisfaction means happy. It's happiness. Appreciate it! Satisfaction~ Omnomnomnom

How do you like this format of comic? Much better? Let me know! :)

Abby Lim

Bipolar Weather

Ahoy there! Yarr matey!

HAHA!

So, how's it going? Was your Valentine's Day well spent? Or you're the same with me? Just sat at home and ate chocolates in front of the laptop? It's ok~ If you're still single, remember, you only get into relationship BECAUSE you know him/ her well enough. Don't settle for less and definitely DO NOT settle into a relationship BECAUSE you're lonely. Ya know, there could be someone waiting for you. Just right in front of you, who could take care of you, who could cope with you, who will fight for you, who will respect everything about/ around you. Be wise. If you are taken, I hope you had fun! :)

Alrighty then! Let's put all the lovey dovey moments aside and start on this comic! It's so fresh. It's so bright. Yes, I've drawn this comic fully using my computer. Bit rubbish looking but it's a first! I'm quite satisfied with it really.

Basically, the weather nowadays, from the start of Chinese New Year have been really crappy. The weather gets super duper hot a minute and then rains heavily the next. Really bipolar. This is one of the situation that happened to me the other day.

I shouldn't have jinxed it. I should have just kept quiet and let all my clothes soak the sun and dry instantly. Not to worry though. I had all my clothes back in and just hang them up to dry. But they just take longer time. le *sigh*

Since the weather is already so hot in February, then I'm guessing that March will be a painful, dreadful month to survive for me. I'm just gonna wear short shorts, light sleeveless tops, eat more ice-cream and stay indoors. Who am I kidding with? I stay indoors all day errday. HAHAHAHAHAHA *cries*

Have a nice day! :)

Abby Lim